doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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