Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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