i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
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Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
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It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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