I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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The ass gains better be worth it
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