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what?
penguin condom
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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