handjob tips. give me some.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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