I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
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