so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
Randomize