I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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