Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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