I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
I see more hoeing in ur future
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