so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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