fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
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we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
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Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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