All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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