You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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