just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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