so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
These People Made Expensive Mistakes That They’ll Regret Forever
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Things The Opposite Sex Just Doesn’t Understand
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.