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i permit you to call me
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
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