she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
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