I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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