So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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