I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
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I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
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If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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