have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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