Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
love makes seman taste better
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while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
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I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
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