And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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