Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
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dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
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just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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