Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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