I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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