Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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