Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Randomize
