I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Randomize
