Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
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I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
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He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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