are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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