Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
there was a trapeze. enough said
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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