i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
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There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
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I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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