Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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