I'm really into asian looking animals
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
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I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
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Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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