I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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