I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
its not stalking. its research.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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