Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie