belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants