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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?

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• (903): View more from Texas

  pop tarts are not kleenex

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.

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  I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.

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• (714): View more from California

  Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.

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• (518): View more from New York

  Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET

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• (530): View more from California

  He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating

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