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This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz

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Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.

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(614): This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz (1-614): Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual. http://tfl.nu/85jo

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(630): View more from Illinois

is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?

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that's gum

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(630): is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years? (815): that's gum http://tfl.nu/8le7

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(206): View more from Washington

he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone

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(206): he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone http://tfl.nu/bnn4

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(614): View more from Ohio

She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.

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(614): She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up. http://tfl.nu/g4hi

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(502): View more from Kentucky

they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself

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(502): they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself http://tfl.nu/m9eg

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.

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(717): I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both. http://tfl.nu/vzdh

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(618): View more from Illinois

I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?

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(618): I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day? http://tfl.nu/kj71

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.

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(902): i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall. http://tfl.nu/6zaz

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(614): View more from Ohio

I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar

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(614): I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar http://tfl.nu/g47h

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?

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(403): You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something? http://tfl.nu/hj44

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(386): View more from Florida

It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina

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It really is the softest mustache

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(386): It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina (386): It really is the softest mustache http://tfl.nu/mbrj

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(712): View more from Iowa

That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"

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(712): That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time" http://tfl.nu/be6i

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos

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(570): Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos http://tfl.nu/gb6j

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My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.

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(732): My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe. http://tfl.nu/2f1v

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(905): View more from Ontario

No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me

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(905): No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me http://tfl.nu/apvm

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