We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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