All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i think i have herpe
just one?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Randomize
