Duck Duck Cougar?
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
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Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
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I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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