Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
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She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
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I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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