I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
