I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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