At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
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Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
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I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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