Don't you send me to vm
I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
