omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
high people should be assigned attendants
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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