sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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