hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
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still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
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This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
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