why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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