you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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