I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Randomize
