It would be one hovered percent delicioui
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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