I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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